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Oh, Dear Father, please do not feel as if this incident is your fault. You are not one to blame. Ever since infancy, mother has dreamt of marrying all five of us and forced it onto to us to the point where something of this happening is inevitable. Do not blame yourself for the stupidity of your most ignorant daughter. It has absolutely nothing to do with the way you've raised us. Take a look, the rest of us have turned out well. She takes after mother. What an embarrassment. We love you.