Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Surprise!

It brings the biggest smile to my face riser my beautiful sister Jane happy. Bingley proposed to her! Jane deserves nothing less than Bingley is willing to offer. She has found a wonderful husband and will be living and very fulfilling life. The happiest creature on earth, she calls herself and she will be just that.

Oh goodness.

Sometimes I question how I survive in this household. My mothers behavior is unbearable. She's too concerned with marrying us off to wealthy bachelors to let us be happy. Everything is about her. She doesn't understand Janes emotions. Putting Jane in this situation is unfair to her. How'd my amiable father put up with my horrific mother all of these years? My goodness.

Bingley.

Over dinner I find Bingley's behavior quite strange. He is an individual of vast confusion. Bingley exerts such confusing behavior. He admires Jane with such love and adoration in his eyes, only to treat her as an acquaintance. It is puzzling that ones actions do not match their words.

Oh Jane!

I've closely observed Bingley's behavior toward and around Jane lately. I've come to the shocking conclusion that he may In fact be falling back in love with my beloved sister. Only god knows whether or not she will be able to move past the initial abandonment to allow him back in, but by guessing, I'm doubting she will considering she doesn't know the original circumstances. A word of wisdom to my dear sister, forget the past. You're never one to hold grudges. Don't be afraid. He loves you.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Wickhams Desires

Oh joy! Gardiner has a new lead as to Lydia and Wickham's whereabouts! Unfortunately, they haven't married yet and have had no intention of doing so. After finding father, we've been informed that Wickham has demanded a favor in turn for marrying our ditzy sister. Money. Wickham, through all of his debt, has only demanded very little. What an ignorant man.

Lydia Lydia Lydia...

Oh, Dear Father, please do not feel as if this incident is your fault. You are not one to blame. Ever since infancy, mother has dreamt of marrying all five of us and forced it onto to us to the point where something of this happening is inevitable. Do not blame yourself for the stupidity of your most ignorant daughter. It has absolutely nothing to do with the way you've raised us. Take a look, the rest of us have turned out well. She takes after mother. What an embarrassment. We love you.

Collins Letter

I find it incredibly rude that Mr. Collins harbors the nerve to insult my family. After requesting my hand in marriage and being denied, Collins goes to far as to say that he is quite glad he hadn't married a Bennet and that this mishap would've disgraced him as well as my own family. Oh, dear Mr. Collins, if only you knew what others thought and said of you when you're not around. Get real.